If most of you have been reading my blog, you'll most probably know of this post. Yes, today I shall touch on another issue that's equally or perhaps a worse situation that is slowly expanding in our country. And that is......



Digging of the nose. Right! Well, to celebrate the end of my internship, I actually headed out with a friend to Vivo City. While on the train there, this uncle was actually digging his nose, really enjoying it, like he's high on some drugs. He kept digging and digging as if he have lots of gold in his nostrils and he'll get rich instantly. And when I looked at him, he actually stared at me, like I'm disturbing his "high" moment. I knew I wanted to do something, so I took out my handphone and took a photo of him without him knowing. Seriously, even if he does have lots of gold, shouldn't he be digging his nose at home or at least with the courtesy of using a piece of tissue paper to cover up? Openly doing it, and thinking that everyone loves to see him doing it. What? You think you're on Guiness World Records for the most GOLD in your nostril?

Its actually fine if you're doing it without the intention of anyone seeing, using a tissue or a handkerchief, but definitely NOT openly and in PUBLIC. I know of a way that the government could do to prevent those people who dig their nose and leave their snot or booger (yes, those gold are called booger) on the chair or flicking it off their fingers.

Whoever notices that one of the passengers on board the train is picking his/her nose, they should immediately press the intercom button and inform the staff. At the next station when the train stops, the person doing it will be asked to leave the train and stand at the platform for 30mins, putting his/her finger in his/her nostril all the while. After the 30mins is up, he/she will have to eat whatever is on the finger as a kind of punishment. Don't you think this idea is even better than a fine of $xxx???

As for buses, whoever is caught removing the snot and booger from his/her finger onto the seat will be asked to pick the snot or booger up and eat everything up. They will then be requested, no requested is too good a word to use, FORCED will be better, to take a photo with them picking their nose. It will be kept in a folder, "Gold Diggers" for future reference.

I think these ideas are great! If any members of the government thinks that this will work, kindly leave me a message and I'll gladly provide more details of this. This will teach people not to pick their nose and do whatever they want with their booger!

Lesson learnt: Too much gold? Want to harvest them? Kindly do it in secret, people might want to snatch your gold and you won't have any left!

P.S. I'm kind enough to cover his eyes, so no one will know his exact identity!

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